Confess, Cancer Fancypants: Those drainpipe jeans all the kids are wearing might not cut it for much longer. Ever the innovator, a Cancer gal gets to wondering about the seeming lack of pant options. How hard can it be to cook up an original pair of pantaloons? Beyond the prerequisite two-legs-and-a-seat, Harmon has a brilliant proposal for a classy, feminine and artistic soul like you. These woven cotton army pants boast a wide-buttoned waistband and two levels of belt loops for all of your knotting and twining needs. Posh cruise in heels? Stolen romance on a rowboat? Workaday coffee break? Hop aboard, show those superstitious crab-fishermen what it’s all about! Available now at Oak.